Written by Pointer

Monday, 20 April 2009

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Walk the plank while boring tourists waste away on luxury cruises

Placing right between Lost in the Mediterranean and McCain's Hanoi Hilton, coming in at number four, the Somali Pirate Fantasy Camp is one of the up and coming reality vacation experiences.

Travel companies have been developing new and unique products for the traveler seeking a novel adventure. You can get lost as Ulysses and wander teh Mediterranean according to one brochure or have simulated torture sessions just like John McCain had in the Hanoi Hilton.

The Somali Pirate Fantasy Camp promises shipmates an all-inclusive East African voyage with all the rum you can drink and a chance to capture polluting vessels from the first world with the opportunity to win fabulous money prizes and close encounters with marine wildlife including SEALS.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Somali Pirates




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