In an astonishing revelation the US have now admitted they had the world's most sought after terrorist, Bin Laden "by the balls!"
The FBI have given a press conference announcing the fact and why they allowed Bin to "do a runner":
Here their announcement:
"We had the Mother Fucker by the balls in Pakistan and then George Bush insisted on meeting him, we flew Georgie secretly into the Tora Bora where Bin was captured in his luxurious caves."
"George, blinfolded, was ushered in, but being the f*****G moron that he was didn't even recognise Bin Laden, mistook him for a simple camel driver disguised as a Taliban terrorist, told us to release the camel shagger, kissed him on both cheeks, shook his hand and Bin did a MOODY!!!"
"George was then taken to a Loony Rehab, Obama replaced him and we haven't seen Bin since, thank God!" (who?)
The whole fiasco has been confirmed by the White/Black House and Georgie is now to be prosecuted for being a complete and utter idiot.
Only problem is, he's become so "Loony" they cannot proceed with the prosecution, but he still continues to communicate with Bin through telepathy!