Thanksgiving: Queen arrives at Bermuda Triangle euthanasia clinic

Funny story written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 25 November 2009

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Atoning for the Susan Boyle fiasco...

Hamilton - (X-Files): The Queen has arrived on the last leg of a worldwide euthanasia trip at Bermuda's famous Triangle self-help facility.

Along with four relocated ex-Guantanamo inmates HM will see in Thanksgiving with a classic televised predestination rite.

The Commonwealth-sponsored move follows disappointment earlier in the year when a Swiss clinic bounced her check drawn on a defunct Northern Crock account.

"Basically what's happened is that Commonwealth leaders have clubbed together for a whip-round and come up with the goodies," Bermuda high commissioner Sir Arthur Wet-Gusset explained.

"Should have done it over Suez, of course," Wet-Gusset added, "but atonement for the Susan Boyle fiasco is equally fitting."

The Duke of Edinburgh is 102.

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