Written by M F

Tuesday, 20 October 2009

image for Hamid Karzai agrees to take part in Afghan presidential run-off

ESPN have lined up Karzi to take on Usain Bolt amongst others in a series of heats leading up to the latest election.

Karzi requested Ben Johnson and Carl Lewis are to take part so he wouldn't be the only one accused of cheating. Karzis security put in a request for Marion Jones to run 10m ahead of Karzi to check for land mines, but ESPN have denied this request.

The race is set to be from Kandahar to Mandisar along the A75 in Afghanistan on Tuesday 3rd November.

Live coverage will be available on premium ESPN channels to satelite subscribers only and via free internet sites for those intelligent enough to find them.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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