Written by Bunsen Burner

Saturday, 17 October 2009

image for Pakistan Battles Taliban's Mother
"But Mum, do you have to go to war with us?"

A war is raging in Waziristan. A vicious and most brutal battle is taking place. Some would go so far as to say the most viciously brutal battle they had ever witnessed. Others have been heard saying that it was the most brutally vicious battle they had ever seen. What is certain is that it is vicious. And brutal.

It is a battle of good versus evil. The Pakistani army represent the forces of good, trying to make our world safe from terror. On the other side an enraged mother, stirred into action following an attack on her offspring. The Taliban's mother is prepared to fight to the death, or at least until she has to get the tea ready.

Military expert Major Cecil Afterburner said "You really need to be very careful in a situation like this. The Taliban's mother will stop at nothing. She will be round your house complaining to your parents, down the school demanding to see the Head Master. She has a razor sharp tongue so beware during any close quarter combat."

The world waits, praying that good shall overcome evil. Or that the Taliban's father will keep the bitch in the kitchen where she belongs.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Topics: Pakistan

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
87 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more