Albania want Mother Teresa back to boost their tourist industry!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 14 October 2009

image for Albania want Mother Teresa back to boost their tourist industry!
Not quite the real mother Teresa but a statue on offer from India to Albania + 500000 Calcuttan "pobre" street urchins!

Legend Mother Teresa is being demanded back by the tourist authorities in Albania, her birthplace!

India have ridiculed the bid and told Albania to look for someone else to boost their tourism, unfortunately the only other well-known Albanians are asylum seekers roaming all over Northern Europe looking for a job and some money!

The Albanian communist Mafia is pretty well known + their ex dictator Hoxha, but nobody wants to see them!

Albania want to lie Mother Teresa in state in the capital Tirana, thus attracting millions of worshippers of the great women to Albania!

Teresa Tourists = mega bucks and Albania is one of the poorest countries in Europe, get it!

India are naturally not playing ball, Teresa is nearly as famous as Ghandi and they say she certainly belongs to Indian culture and their heritage!

India did come up with a suggestion though, they offered Albania a statue of Mother Teresa + 500000 Calcuttan street urchins living in mega-poverty!

Albania diplomatically withdrew their request!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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