Man sustains bullet wound on world's highest water chute

Funny story written by Frank Miller

Monday, 12 October 2009

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The new Titusville water chute; it's 3Km tall and takes 25 minutes to slide down!

Titusville, Florida. Water park tycoon Chester Draws rues the day he chose his famous catch phrase after being shot by business partner John Dodge last week during the opening of the largest water chute in history; it's 3Km high.

Photographer Carl Winfield described the scene at the top of the chute, "When Chester said his catch phrase, 'So Chute Me!' before cutting the ribbon, Dodge ran forward screaming 'I'll shoot you! You son of a bitch, you fucked my sister!' and began firing a gun!"

Winfield's pictures show Chester diving down the water chute to escape. Sadly for Draws, a lucky shot caught him in the buttocks.

25 Minutes later, news cameras caught Chester as he emerged at the bottom where waiting paramedics worked to stop the bleeding and find missing parts of his buttocks to re attach.

Dodge was arrested but later released since under Florida law, it's legal to shoot someone in the arse when you're really pissed off.

Chester has sinced changed his catchphrase to 'Don't Chute Me!'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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