Silvio Berlusconi can now face trial as long as he has bribed the judge!

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Thursday, 8 October 2009

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Catholic Nuns on their way to pray for Berlusconi and that he may rot in "HELL" Chou Bellas!

Silvio Berlusconi alias Mussolini, can now be put on trial for corruption, scandals, sex scandals, jumping into bed with the Mafia, jumping into bed with under aged Lolitas, in fact any of the abuses of his position!

Only one problem exists, most Italien judges are bent and on his payroll so Berlusconi will get away scot free as usual!

Berlusconi better known as the modern Mussolini or Godfather, owns 3/4 of Italy, a crap football team, global TV stations and Mama's pizza restaurant in Little Italy, NY, USA!

In Italy most things are corrupt anyway, the Vatican, Sicily, Naples, the leading tower of Piza, etc! And Berlusconi is no exception to the Italien rules because he is mega-corrupt, BELLA!

The question now is because he has had his political immunity removed what the f**k do Italy do with him?

Jaggedone has a couple of suggestions:

1) Hang him up like they did his namesake, Mussolini, and throw spaghetti at him!

2) Give him to the Mafia!

3) Mince his body and make a Pizza topping called "Mama's Primadonna Silvio Specialie!"

4) Turn him over to the Gay catholic priests in the Vatican!

5) Forget the shit because he's never gonna be found guilty for his misdemeanors anyway, leave Berlusconi and Italy to doing what their best at, BEING CORRUPT, MAMA MIA!!

Arrivederci Bella!!!!

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