On a religious holiday in the Saudi Kingdom 20 odd youths/hooligans called the "SHITS" (SAUDI HOOLIGANS IN THOBES & SANDALS, scary!), dared to listen to "Heavy Metal" music and were promptly attacked by Saudi police.
Being on the edge of Saudi society the "SHITS" decided to run riot, smashed a couple of windows, kicked their grannies, played their music loudly in public places, knocked some Burqas off of womens heads and generally got thoroughly pissed and high on their own brew of camels piss mixed with coca cola!.
After an hour or two the police caught up with the "SHITS" and bundled them off to the local police station.
A day later they were all given 20 lashings in public, Barbarians!
They were all sent home and warned the next time that they "flipped out" they would have their left hands chopped off.
The outside world is in outrage about the public lashings but a senior Metropolitan Police officer gave the following press statement:
"We at the Met believe that the Saudi's are absolutely correct in lashing their Hooligans in public, in fact the next time that Millwall play West Ham we will issue the same punishment to any Millwall hooligans arrested!"
Meanwhile the leader of the Millwall Hoolie Firm also gave the following statement:
"Fucking Arabs again, spoiling it all for the rest of us, all Brit hoolies will join forces, fly to Saudi and show them what a real hooligan is!"
Saudi Prince Fayad the 150th welcomed this friendly gesture from the Milwall firm and even offered to pay their flights. Bovver!
