Written by Olaf T. Samson

Thursday, 24 September 2009

MANHATTAN, NY- They are brave, brave as heck, to do this tour. It's the "Sex Around the World" tour coming live to the Radio City Music Hall on Friday, November 13th at 8 PM, previewing at the Shubert Theatre on 44th Street on Thursday the 12th, and the New York Marriott Marquis Ballroom on Monday, the 9th.

The show will feature famous actors and internet stars "doing it" live on stage. Once through with New York, the tour will then continue to Boston, Charlotte, NC, Jacksonville, Houston, and LA. If successful, they could possibly go international.

Stars include Pamela Anderson, Shannon Stone, David Lee Roth, Vince McMahon, Sammy Sosa, Rachael and Seth MacFarlane. Also, here are some stars that will only be here for the preview: April Flores and Sirhan Sirhan, who was let out of his life sentence for an audition.

Preview tickets will be free. On Friday, November 13 (Opening Night), tickets will cost $25 for an upper deck seat and $50 for a floor level seat. (Please note that the middle deck as well as the first and second rows on the floor level are reserved for the media.)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Sex, World Tour

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