Written by Locket

Wednesday, 23 September 2009

God has denied He had anything at all to do with the earthquake that struck southern Japan earlier today. The 8.7 rated earthquake has left thousands homeless and killed up to 58,003 people.

Writing on his new godsblog.web site he wrote. "I can categorically deny any involvement. It's true I was planning an earthquake but near Mexico which is nowhere near Japan. It was an act of Nature, who can be a right bastard sometimes.

"I can prove it was not me because when it happened I had just eaten breakfast with Jesus and told him I was off to the loo for a few toilet exercises I had read about earlier. In fact, I was a bit miffed because, as I wrote, I had planned an earthquake in Mexico then Nature came in and stole my thunder. I'm going to have to put a hurricane somewhere now and they can be quite hard work!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Earthquake

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