A Spoof Writer known for his nonsensical leftist platitudes uttered with "keen insight" and "superior intellect," has given into the Barack Obama mantra and accepted "Change." That change, however, does not meet with Democratic Party approval.
"I must admit now that I was wrong. I've fallen in love and seen the light and now know that I was mistaken in many of my views and in my politics. I was a dumby and was taking it up the ass for the wrong political ideals."
Like many others, the writer says that he "left his heart in San Francisco." The object of his affections? None other than right wing poster boy Mitt Romney.
"I first remember seeing him when he was commissioner of the winter olympics in Salt Lake City in 2002. I thought that he was pretty studley, but I was involved with worshipping John Kerry and was dreaming of being on a swift boat in 'Nam with him. I would be his obedient soldier and polish his gun any time. It gave me orgasmic spasms when he became the nominee in 2004"
"During the early 2008 campaign, I didn't pay much attention to Mitt because of all of his flip-flops and reversals on his opinions and positions. Besides, ACORN ordered me no to love him."
"I saw him on Sunday morning on one of those news interview show. When I saw his tall form and the slight greying at the temples, I knew that he was the one for me. I don't care what position he takes politically, because they are the ones that I am going to support with my higher intelligence and keener insight."
"If my new love for Mitt Romney means that I must listen to Rush Limbaugh and give up my Nancy Pelosi bobblehead collection, then that is what I am going to do."
"He fulfills me. I want to be his huckleberry."
