Respected, dominant Dominatrix Spoof writer, Madame Bitter-s has recently made blockbusting revelations about fellow Spoof writer, Jaggedone, claiming that JO is a f*****g genius!!
Refuting these outstanding accusations, Jaggedone thanked MB but absolutely denies the fact that he's a "Genius"!!
These claims of geniality were made on a forum thread pertaining to another Spoof writer "The San Francisco Onion" better known as our TBO = "The Belligirent One"!!
Jaggedone acknowledges the fact that Eric Cantona, Mozart, Georgie Best, Maradonna, Ian Curtis (Dead Joy Division frontman), Einstein, Ghandi, Krishnamurti were all geniuses!
But putting Jaggedone in those leagues is a "Bitt-er-s" far fetched!
Nevertheless Madame Bitter's perception of genius is not far from the TRUTH, as it is a well known fact that genius and total madness are not far from each other, Jaggedone has accepted that and feels quite honoured at the plaudits thrust upon him!!
Other Spoof writers mentioned on the above thread, Skoob, Monkey "Staying in the Bangkok Hotel" Woods, Jesus Budda, Buckwheat Bucks and the most royal Earl Grey also offered their honoured opinions on Jaggedone!
The soldarity shown in their opinions is astonishing, claiming that the Jaggedone is a total fucking nutter and should be elevated to the status of ST.JAGGED (who also is in possession of a "Chink" slave called WAN-KIN-DIK!) the saviour of all insanity and Jesus Budda!
Jaggedone and his WAN-KIN-DIK thanked his fellow Spoofers for the compliment and subsequently offered the Dominant Dominatrix Madame Bitter-s an hour of his precious time and a pint of best Manchurian slit-eyed "Boddingtons Bitter-S&M"!!!
