London 2012 Olympics Doomed

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Wednesday, 15 July 2009

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The Olympic Games scheduled for London on July 2012 will not take place according to scientist Ann Unaki.

At a press conference in London she explained that NASA has discovered a large mass a planet the size of Jupiter heading our way it is planet X or Nibiru and its arrival has been known to World Governments for some time. Secret underground bases have already been built to save the privileged few. Nibiru will pass through our solar system in 2012 and is projected to cross between the earth and sun causing Pole Shift,Planetary Tilt,Huge Mega Earthquakes and Mega Tsunamis Worldwide.

Most of the population of the planet on the surface of the earth will be killed so if you can find somewhere to go to escape the apocalypse make plans now if you want to take steps to survive.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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