The economic bigwigs of the world who failed to prevent the second great worldwide depression met this week to seek out a scapegoat to bear their monetary sins into the wilderness. As in many cases of sacrificial lamb hunts sex became the the cardinal sin to displace greed.
Seven of the deadly sinners leading the witch hunt ( all of whom are reputed to have substandard sex lives) denounced Italy's Silvio " The Seducer " Berlusconi as the cause of the newest, latest greatest depression:
" In a joint statement of the G7 we the undersigned declare Silvio Berlusconi's flagrant flaunting of all the sex he gets as the reason the world leaders are so depressed and that must be the reason for the great depression. We know bush was impotent, British people don't have sex and the French first lady is never home. Merkle can't stand to be touched even by impotent Bush and Obama is reported to be on the down low with Medvedev. Berlusconi is not only the only boloney getting anything the rest of us want, but the bastard brags about it! Slice that Genoa salami to save the world economy from depression!'