Las Cruces NM - TheSpoof.com points billionaire Jalapenoman plans on opening the world's largest theme park devoted to Jalapenos just outside of Las Cruces on the fourth of July which coincidently is his birthday.
J-man as he is known explained the idea behind the park.
"Apart from lots of failed writer carnies walking around dressed as Jalapenos it's a lot like most other theme parks only the washrooms have a lot more toilets."
"The biggest problem was financing. I had to put up all my TheSpoof.com points as collateral to loan fake money from, Barghis Tightwad, a fictitious banker with the world's largest wallet that once appeared in a story by BuckwheatsButt."
"Good thing I gave that story five stars."
J-man also made a public statement that he is taking on Michael Jackson's bloodsuckers and vampires as his financial managers.
"The business plan included for some hangers-on and malingerers but when Michael died his bloodsuckers and vampires became available."
"This project is all about people and when someone of that caliber comes available you just have to jump on it."
"They are willing to start right away but they still have an obligation to follow through with an appearance by Michael Jackson on the Tonight Show."