Jerusalem - (Wailing Wall Street Mess): Hitler's Pope Joe Ratzinger today called for a Two State final solution amid massive bilateral Jewish/Muslim support to have him stuffed and exhibited in the Yad Vashem Holocaust Memorial in Jerusalem.
Ratzinger, whose 69 year marriage to UK monarchy hoaxer Queen Elizabeth II is on the rocks after an alimony payments fiasco following the collapse of the Bernie Madoff Ponzi scam last December, flew in to Tel Aviv today as part of a five day Global Piss Process bender.
On Tuesday he plans visiting all the New Testament's fictitious sacred sites that gave birth to the Illuminati's greatest ever population control exercise of 1939-'1945.
Then on Wednesday he will climb the fabled Mount of Olives and bless the last resting place of Cherie Blair's KGB/Mossad double agent father Robert Maxwell RIP before performing a satanic ritual black mass on his grave.
The 13th May feastday of Our Lady of Fatima promises a bit of a surprise for the sordid old devil-dodger who the Yorkshire Ripper still calls Pa.
