Written by Collins_and_Dutton

Tuesday, 28 April 2009

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Hunter "100" Cent, the 100 year old man from Brooklyn, New York has set a number of new records today as he married his 100th wife.

Cent, 100 years old, famous in part for owning 100 buildings in Brooklyn, married his new bride Jacqueline Fuentes, also 100 years old, in a ceremony lasting 100 minutes, in the beautiful lake area of 100 Pines, in New York State.

The fact that she has become the 100th wife of the ageing gentleman is of no concern for Fuentes as she also has been married 99 other times. "We have both looked hard and long to find each other" she said.

Certainly Cent's $100 million fortune will also likely be a sweetener for the 96 time divorcee.

They commence their 100 week honeymoon tomorrow which will see them visiting 100 separate countries on a worldwide tour.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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