Written by queen mudder

Sunday, 26 April 2009

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President Calderon will be very careful what he wipes his arse on in the future Palace sources say

Mexico Shitty - (Grubby Ass Mess): President Felipe Calderon has blamed a grubby Buckingham Palace throne room crapper during his March state visit to London for Mexico's swine fever pandemic.

An entourage official had even complained about the Palace's provision of recycled 'green' loo paper woven from toxic pork scratchings during the State Banquet attended by the Mexican government party.

"Basically the Royal herd of swine escaped culling during the UK's notorious foot and mouth outbreak of 2007," an embassy source commented today.

"Somehow the pigs ended up being processed into the very tissue that wiped diplomats' arses after a particularly virulent curry was served as the Banquet's main course."

The Mexican swine flu outbreak is causing havoc around the globe.

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Topics: Mexico, swine flu

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