Written by Pointer

Saturday, 11 April 2009

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Somali Captain Hookah observes Easter sunrise from the yardarm

In an amazing flashback to a WWI Christmas in European battlefields, this Holy Week has brought Somali pirates, American Naval officers and agents from the Federal Bureau of Investigations together in a sunrise Easter service in the Indian ocean.

As a beautiful new sun sent rays of white light across the immense expanse of wine dark sea, US and Somali Christians intoned the inspirational Easter hymn, Christ our Lord is Risen Today.

As in the German- Allied Christmas caroling across the blood drenched trenches during WWI in Belgium, a surprising dialectic of peace and war occurred once more.

The pirates prayed that the ransom would soon rise, the Navy implored the same Christian God for the release of the US hostage and some shore leave in sexy Nairobi and the FBI negotiators begs the indulgence of the divine to get them home to DC to take part in the Gay friendly White House Easter Egg Hunt.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Somali Pirates

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