Written by Bureau

Saturday, 4 April 2009

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A leak from a Russian embassy staff in France has told a French Ambassador's aid there that "Adolf Hitler" was alive in Russia until earlier this month when Putin, Medvedev, certain officials and some World War II veterans witnessed his execution by hanging on April 1st. This time was chosen because the clone was aging and there are very few Russian soldiers left from World War II that actually remember Hitler.

Amazing as the story seems, the source stated that the Hitler was a clone of the former dictator who was cloned only twelve years ago but grew older at a rapid speed as did the sheep, Dolly.

That he spent most of his time the past few years reading modern history and was fascinated by the world news networks, especially the recent developments.

That the people caring for him was told that he had progeria, a rapid disease that causes children to grow old at a young age.

That he was taken away as soon as he became more recognizable.

Apparently the Russians are ahead of western nations in cloning, but it could well be that both the U.S. and Europe are far ahead of anything that has been released to the news media.

For instance, there are several rumors that have been going around for years about a hidden lab in the Alaskan wilderness.

The Russian stated that one of the WWII vets said that he was amazed at how much the clone looked like Hitler but also acted just like him with the same "evil look in his eyes." He also stated that Hitler could not have had a son that looked so much like him.

"He was inside a cell and he was still frightening. He was like the Hannibal in the cell in the American movie."

"I am glad that this Hitler is dead, also."

Many have speculated over the years that the former Soviet Union had taken Hitler's body and placed his remains in a sealed secret vault.

Apparently, at least some of the old rumors are true.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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