Written by Doze

Saturday, 4 April 2009

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The Budda joins a long string of cartoon deities.

Buddhists around the world have come together to stage violent protests on the streets of major world Capital cities. They are protesting against cartoons of the prophet Buddha, which were posted on the internet last night.

Cartoons depicting the Buddha were posted on news services at around midnight GMT, and only moments later riots broke out.

One group of particularly militant Buddhists left Buddland for the Tower of London, where the main switch that turns off the internet is located, with the intention of "shutting down the heretic web of lies for good."

We contacted the proprietors of the offending websites, but they responded only giving us nothing but a load of air-headed vacuous nonsense about safeguarding our collective civil liberties.

What's the world coming to, 'ey.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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