Written by Earl Grey

Monday, 2 March 2009

image for Innovations Catalogue Item No 1
That guy at number 73 is in for a shock

Got a dispute with one of your neighbors? Then why not nuke the bastard with this handy missile. The Nasty Neighbor Destructor comes in a choice of three nifty colours-white, sunset red or jet black.

It's so easy to assemble. And you can launch it from your own garden. Yes the Nasty Neighbor Destructor will make disputes about car parking a thing of the past. Just key in the seven digit launch code and watch them burn.

The Nasty Neighbor Destructor. Have the final say.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: missile, innovations

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