Brazilian President LuLu Creates Camps for Blue eyed Inferior Race

Funny story written by Pointer

Monday, 30 March 2009

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Old Blue eyes gives the eye to one of his brown eyed underlings

Brazil's president populist radical LuLu has reach the limit of his tolerance for people with Blue eyes. LuLu has established a system of concentration camps to protect brown eyed Brazillians from the inferior race.

LuLu told me that bluies have ben responsible for all of the world's ills from colonialism to Hollywood movies. Now, LuLu lamented they have caused a worldwide economic disaster.

"They are an inferior race obviously lacking in pigmentation and principles. They are lazy and without morals. They seek to dominate everyone around them and their women think that they are...hotsy, totsy."

When asked what he plans to do once he has incarcerated the blue eyed population of Brazil. LuLu looked far off in the distance and said: How in the World do I know!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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