Sao Paulo - (Cyberspace Mess): The government of Brazil has been named as the worst blogger about hair-raising Amazon Rainforest crap.
A pan-Latin American stink tank, The Ministry of Thought, Word and Deed, blames the state-run Brazilian Institute of Colonic Irrigation & Aquarian Reform for polluting cyberspace with totally spurious ecology whoppers.
"Rainforest blahblahblah has poisoned the national psyche," a Ministry source said today.
"Only the hot wax-mad Brazilians could equate the country's favorite eponymous muff-depilation hobby with the joys of wholesale land deforestation."
Last month the UN claimed that six of the country's biggest deforested areas had been the subject of endless cyber rants about whether felled gum trees had been sold off at rock-bottom rates to state-run waxing salons.
A Greenpeace source said today: "WTF?"
