UPI (California) - The newly discovered frozen sperm of Saddam Hussein will be given to the University of California, Irvine (UCI), for use in the recently approved stem cell research. The program "Stemming is Fundamental" is the brainchild of UCI biologist Kans Keirsteady.
"This donation will allow us to better treat thousands of people with back problems." said the senior researcher.
The stem cell research using Saddam's sperm is expected to begin within a few weeks and will be overseen by CIA scientists who were given special access to the facility.
Saddam Hussein, the jubilant leader of Iraq for over twenty-five years until his fatal plunge two years ago, was well respected for his generosity. His legacy is expected to continue as America searches for other caches of his sperm.
Stem cell research on deceased world leaders was given the approval of Obama in March and has led to the search for Hitler's sperm which is believed to be hidden in pickle jars somewhere in Austria.
"We expect many deceased world leaders to become increasingly important as part of understanding the causes of mental illness so that we can better treat victims of acute back injuries." said another researcher at UCI.