Written by PP Rega

Wednesday, 28 January 2009

image for Hamas Accuses Israel of Bioterrorism
"We have beds, but our commodes have been blown up."

After weeks of massacre and mayhem followed by an uneasy truce, Hamas is threatening to initiate hostilities against Israel citing charges of bioterrorism.

At a noontime Al-Jazeer news conference in Cannes, Shamu al-Kissamabutt, Hamas EMT, stated that the Israelis are transporting Salmonella-tainted peanut butter across the Gaza border as part of the humanitarian aid package to lessen the culinary deprivations of the Gazan people.

"This is unsupportable," stated al-Kissamabutt, "and we cannot allow this to continue. It is one thing for our women and children to dodge bullets and bombs, but to be fed poisoned peanut butter from the evil empire of America through the dogs of Israel is something the whole civilized must cry out against."

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Topics: Middle East

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