Peak Oil Itinerary Discussed

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Tuesday, 27 January 2009

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Venezuela - Planning for the future, Opec Nations met today to discuss the proposed itinerary for Peak Oil.Composed of more than 60% of the world's crude oil suppliers, OPEC has decided that doling out Peak Oil to countries at different times could be a tremendous boost to their economy.

Rumors after the first day of meeting indicate that a generalized group of nations described as "heathen" will be first to suffer the impending crisis, with a planned supply of lower and lower amounts, proportionate to future increases in crude oil demand.

Many readers will recall that we reported on the delay of Peak Oil earlier this month. This week's meetings won't change the delay, simply lay out a plan for implementing the world-wide crisis when the proper and profitable time comes.

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