Milan - Sewage workers are into their third week on strike in Milan causing sanitary systems to back up and raw sewage to overflow onto the streets. Mayor Benny Benito called a press conference today where he announced, "Kaka stay ina Milan!"
"City stinky poo-poo."
"Alla business closa even sporta closa, no more futbols, it maka me cry."
"I mean to talka to city workers and giva them apiecea my mind."
"You-know-whatta-ima-talkinabout?"
"Only thinga organiza here is organiza crima."
"It not so badda tho, everybody can maka love instead and then goa home and make love to their wifa too."
A boiled water advisory is in effect.
