Written by Pointer

Monday, 29 December 2008

image for US Warns Israelis: Killing Civilians has an American Copyright
Roadkill is still in the public domain

In the same way that roquefort can only come from the caves of Roquefort where French elves make the awful cheese from bat offal and champagne cannot be called champagne unless it's made by French monks suffering from cham pagne which is the fake disability friars counterfeit to spend enormous amounts of time in the monastery wine cellars, killing civilians or collateral damage belongs exclusively to the US war effort in places like Iraq and Afghanistan.

US military copyright attorneys have begun filing lawsuits against the Israeli government for its indiscriminate slaughter of innocent Gazan civilians:

Bush family lawyer, Yank Yer-Gutsout told the Israelis and the rest of the world by proxy that only the US military can produce civilain piles of corpses. Yank reminded all that torture was also part of the American copyright package.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: War, Copyright

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