Written by Alice Allens

Sunday, 14 December 2008

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Space ship

The UN and WCU have announced evacuation of earth for all humans using newly developed space vessels that run on the moons gas emissions. This will allow the problem of global warming and the ozone layer to be fixed however we will have to relinquish our homes and lives in order to give ancestors a chance at living.

The current president of America (United states) has declared that "the rate of human polution and carbon footprints is 6.74 times higher then that of it twenty years ago.The rate would subclude that in sevnty nine years, the earth would be uncultivatable." scientific referendums have been held secretly in sector thirty four over the past five years and therefore a technological advancement in cleansing the earths atmoshpere has been made however it is estimated to take from twenty to a thousand years.

"I advise, all those who wish to live past these polluted times, and not perish like the japenese under the likes of the atomic bomb, to book their rooms in a spacevessel immediately. the recultivation will appear faster if we evacuate quicker. The last vessel will leave in two months." scientist doctor Leslie June spoke at the press release this morning.

All we can do now is leave this place and hope that earth will be open again before our passing days.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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