Written by Mary Popin

Wednesday, 3 December 2008

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Mr Bastard " Get Naked Bro"

Washington -- President Barack Oblama is considering naked meetings in the oval office and will ask all staff to remove all items of clothing aimed at creating "greener white house".

Obama wants to enact a naked plan soon after his dogs inauguration. Senate Leader Harry Odballs told press today that any proposal would have to be"robust" and include at least a small towel to cover their private area, though he wouldn't rule out a bigger towel if neeeded. Senators Dick Dicky of Illinois, Obama's closest naked ally, and Charles Schitter of New York argue that the need to be naked is warranted.

Obama adviser Jarim Bastard and other people say that going naked would help the enviroment and could be up and running within a few weeks. Among the steps along the "green path," Bastard said, might be a requirement that the entire white house go naked.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Barack Obama

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