PACIFIC OCEAN - Coast Gaurd cutters intercepted a load of cocaine from China cut with sugar and aspartame.
"The aspartame enhances the effect of the cocaine, allowing dealers to cut the cocaine with more sugar, and make more money.", captain Bloat told TheSpoof.
"But why would China do that. They already have enough headaches with the candy and the milk products", I asked.
"Heck I sure don't know. I just know the CIA told me to get this cocaine so they can make some money. Do you know how hard it is to make money in this economy?, asked the Captain?"
