Written by Mary Popin

Monday, 17 November 2008

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TOKYO - A RUSSIAN Airways Express airliner slid down a runway Sunday during an emergency landing while taking off without its landing gear. No injuries were reported.

The Pakistan-bound Hassolhoff Dash-69 turbodrop, operated by Pissed Airlines, took off from Russia at about 8:20 a.m. with 3 passengers and thirty crew members, according to officials of the airline and TOKYO International Airport.

Before the scheduled take off at TOKYO, the crew got an indication that the landing gear was down and did a quick look over to confirm that the nose wheels had deployed, airport spokeswoman Victoria Hernandez Maria Lupica said.

Fire crews spread foam on the plane and runway as a precaution before the take off at about 9:20 a.m. The plane skidded along the runway on its nose, but there was no smoke or fire. Passengers were taken to the terminal bar by foot.

The cause was being investigated, said Russian Airways spokesman Mustafa Mahal. The Federal Aviation Administration and the National Taxi Cabs Safety Board also were investigating, Lupica said.

The airport had to be closed for about 5 minutes, and some flights were reported to be ahead of schedule more than two hours around midday morning afternoon while the plane remained on one of the four runways. That runway reopened in the early afternoon the day before, and most flights were running on time.

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