Written by Judge Retort

Thursday, 2 October 2008

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Tragic news from the north! The eastern third of Canada (a country to the North of America) was devastated by a rare hurricane, named Eh.

Honorable Ian MacStormcloud of parliament made the following comment: "Ok. So like, it was a really beauty storm Eh. You should of seen the flying beaver everywhere, Eh. I never saw so much beaver. Beauty sight, Eh. And donuts and hockey pucks flying all over, too, Eh.

"Beaver, pucks, and donuts everywhere like last Saturday down at the Ottawa rink, Eh. And our poor Candadian Gooses were all up in it, honking their heads off, trying to grab on to some beaver just to steady their nervers, I think. Holy Geez!

" And the Eskimo and their igloos come flying overhead, Eh, knocking all the beavers and gooses this way and that while we all enjoyed a nice Molsen Golden, though, you know, Eh, I wouldn't kick Labatt's outta bed fer spilling, if you know what I mean, Eh."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Canada, Hurricane




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