'Theft, embezzlement, sub-standard service, greed, infidelity, prostitution, homosexuality, sectarianism AND miniskirts:' Uganda minister's rant

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Thursday, 18 September 2008

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'Because some of our people are weak mentally!'

Kampala, Uganda - (Wobbly Ass Mess): Uganda's ethics and integrity (sic) minister has had a Damascene revelation about what makes his country sic (sic).

In a televised press conference today Nsaba Buturo said the seven deadly sins of biblical lore had greatly expanded to include wearing a miniskirt.

"Theft, embezzlement, sub-standard pubic (sic) service, greed, infidelity, prostitution, homosexuality, sectarianism AND miniskirts have wreaked havoc with our nation's morals," Buturo thundered.

"But of all these the miniskirt is by far the worst.

"Why?

"Because you can cause an accident! Because some of our people are weak mentally."

Buturo did not specify what kind of accident. However an equal number of Ugandans think he either meant 'an accident' as in a sudden, unwanted pregnancy OR a road traffic calamity.

The minister's wife is a 22 year-old lapdancer.

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