South Park Star Mr. MKay arrested in Russia

Funny story written by drugtestallpoliticians

Monday, 8 September 2008

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Moscow, Russia (IPP) - South Park star, Mr. MKay, was arrested in Moscow last night by MKGB agents. The Russian authorities have not released any information on his arrest but did allow an official from the American embassy to check on his health.

One official from the American embassy who asked that his name not be used said that when Mr. MKay was asked how he was doing said that Mr. MKay replied that he was "MKay children" and he hoped to be out soon.

There is speculation that Russia's religious organizations are very weak and they can not tolerate any criticism so they paid the MKGB to have Mr. MKay arrested.

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