Irish Boy sues mother for naming him Harry Dick

Funny story written by Henman

Wednesday, 3 September 2008

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Harry (right) getting showered with namist comments

HNN NEWS REPORTS Mrs Roda Dick stands the chance of possible jail time if she if found guilty of the charges pressed against her by her 13 year old son Harry Dick.

Harry claims that his mother legally changed his name to Harry when he was 10 to punish him for setting a barn on fire as a halloween prank. Now the name 'Harry' isnt the problem, but it is the phrase formed when 'Harry' is combined with his surname 'Dick' that is the problem. Explaining further, Harry told HNN that due to the very strong accent of the irish, his name is usually pronounced as (Hair-ee-Diiik).

At present, Mrs Dick is still being tried and the results of her case to due on Friday. As for little Harry Dick, he has already been sentenced to a life-time of stigma, loneliness, and namist comments.

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