Praia da Illuzion, Algarve - (Ass Mess): The 10,000 word 'explosive revelations' memoir of a former Portuguese cop investigating Maddie McCann's disappearance is set to bomb.
Critics have panned Goncalo Amaral's Truth Lies Here as the psychotic ramblings of an amnesiac wacko.
A book review by the UK's Daily Tosser says: "Whataloadabollox."
A similar-veined theme in its sister paper The Tosser on Sunday concurs: "Hahahaha, Portuguese cop off his trolley. What else is new?"
The book says a huge global conspiracy covered up evidence that Tony Blair's DNA and fingerprints were found all over the 2005 Madrid train bombings.
Jersey's Chief Supt Jim B Ergerac is stark raving bonkers.
