The UN is "A bit shit"

Funny story written by Double Diamond

Thursday, 29 May 2008

image for The UN is "A bit shit" has uncovered shocking evidence that the UN (United Nations) is considered to be "A bit shit" by the international community.

The general consensus is that they do is ponce around in their blue outfits achieving fuck all.

Indeed, a recent opinion poll in Burma, concluded that they are a total waste of fucking time.

One Burmese resident commented:

"All they do is sit in their fancy pants high rise in New York, whilst we sit starving here. Oh yeah, they're just great when it comes to dropping bags of grain out of a plane at 35000 feet, but what good is that?"

We attempted to contact Secretary General of the UN, Wanky Moon, but were informed that he was unavailable as he was having his hair done.

As we understand it, the UN was founded as an organisation to help those in need around the world. As far as Burma goes though, it would appear that in that remit they have been fuck all use.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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