Hilary Cliton, Michael Jackson and JesusBudda the Trinity!

Funny story written by Henman

Sunday, 18 May 2008

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One of the worshippers calling on JesusBudda.

TheSpoof.com - It is currently being speculated that boy-bottom-spanker Michael Jackson and presidential candidate Hilary Clinton are infact one and the same.

These cliams were made when a young boy who had a play-date with Mr Jackson allegedly saw the pop star pull a zip from the centre of his head straight down to his toes thus revealing the distinctive sags and bags of US Senator Hilary Clinton.

To add to this never ending nightmare, Henman a writer on the infamous TheSpoof.com came forward to voice his fears that his adopted father JesusBudda may too be one with the merged duo, thus forming The Super Three.

Daddy never went out in the sun, and he put cameras in the bathroom. I knew something was terribly wrong when i found Hilary Clintons face under the kitchen sink. Yesterday, he started going on and on about his 'new religion' and talking about the trinity. When i asked him what the trinity was, he tapped my bum and told me to go to bed.

Hundreds of JesusBudda worshipers have flocked to Neverland Ranch and The White House to sing hymns and praises to JasusBudda. This new religion is yet to have a name, but seems to have almost no rules or boundries. The Trinity is still yet to speak.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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