Mount Palomar, California (IPP) - Professor Dr. Povenmire Finootch is warning third world countries that he will destroy the moon on the night of February, 20th unless these countries deposit money into his paypal account.
Dr. Finootch, who prefers to be called Mr. Finootch, says that the destruction of the moon will begin after sunset and that the moon should be gone by 10:30 or so.
Nigerians who are involved in internet scams are being warned that they should send Mr. Finootch the greatest share of the save-the-moon contributions. Mr. Finootch warns that lunar debris will fall directly on their heads if his paypal account is not completely filled by 5:00 PM on February, 20th.
