Amstetten - (Sordid Mess): Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl has entered a plea bargain saying that his brother the Pope is holding hundreds of sex slaves in the Catacombs under the Vatican.
The 73 year-old Amstetten pervert claims that his own, relatively modest subterranean fortress was modelled on the Rome underground burial ossuary.
These were refurbished extensively using looted Nazi gold by Hitler's Pope Pius XII for recreational use by Opus Dei wife-swappers.
Fritzl hopes to get a six month sentence in a Swiss sanatorium and has already booked an Alpine spa-cum-health hydro for his return to sanity.
Viennese Justice officials are studying ways to raid the Vatican after Fritzl provided thousands of computer images that he swapped with the Pope's personal assistant Monsignor Georg Gangswine.
The Vatican has strenuously denied keeping a hellish sex slave concentration camp under St Peter Square.
Its cover story has always insisted that a group of dedicated, silent order nuns sometimes use the Catacombs for religious retreat purposes.
"The manacles, chains, whips and shackles are just Opis Dei add-ons and not part of the hospitality service," a pontifical source added.
