Austria's Cardinal Groër made Fritzl a Papal Knight say police

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Friday, 9 May 2008

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His sponsor was eventually defrocked after a 10 year crack cocaine turf was with Cardinal Franz Konig

Amstetten - (Sordid Mess): Disgraced Austrian sexual deviant Cardinal Hans Hermann Wilhelm Groër made incest nutter Joseph Fritzl a Papal Knight according to latest police reports.

The news came out after Fritzl was ordered to return his 2008 Royal Ascot tickets for which he had a standing invitation from the late Queen Mother under the name of His Excellency the Vatican Children's Ambassador to the United Nations.

Fritzl, 73, had been made a Knight of the Sacred Constantinian Military Order of St George Herbert Bush by Hitler's Pope Pius XII.

His ecclesiastical sponsor however was defrocked by Pope JP2 Lodge in 1994 following a ten year crack cocaine turf war with his predecessor Cardinal Franz Konig.

The two had been bitter enemies over the cover-up of Austria's Nazi President Kurt Waldheim's controversial sexual hystery and dalliance with members of the British Puppet Monarchy.

As he launguishes in a Viennese jail awaiting further excavations of his underground hellhole Fritzl is said to be flogging his memoirs to a Vatican archive.

"We think they'll give at least a million just to shut him up about the Sacred Constantinian bunker he built for the Mayor under Amstetten's Town Hall," a poilice source added.

Princess Alexandra is one big fibber.

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