WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- Disneyland will be coming to Baghdad soon, offering visitors a multi-million dollar entertainment complex on a 50 acre lot adjacent to the Green Zone.
The American-style amusement park will feature a dodge-the-mortar-round skateboard park, Humvee and APC rides, a minefield walk and several shooting galleries.
"Our imperialist occupation forces are of the opinion that Baghdad is lacking in entertainment," said General David Petraeus, who is a big supporter of Disneyland in Baghdad.
In the shooting galleries, Sunnis will be able to shoot Shiite figures with live automatic weapons, and Shiites will be able to shoot at Sunnis. Everyone will be able to shoot at images of the imperial forces and their leaders.
A special gallery will allow visitors to "shoot the mouse" i.e. fire AK-47s at Mickey Mouse and other Disney characters. The roller coaster ride will hand out flak jackets to visitors and resist automatic gunfire.
Supported by the Pentagon, the Disney entertainment park is an integral part of a special program designed to replace Iraqi culture and values with American crap culture.
Some 200,000 bomb-proof Kevlar skateboards are to be donated to the park for the enjoyment of Iraqi youth.
The objective is to replace Iraq's daily reality of death, destruction and torture with the delusional dream world made in America.
A new game under development for the fun park will allow visitors to roll a barrel of oil through an obstacle course until it is successfully delivered to Exxon Mobil.
Other games under consideration will allow visitors to mine oil pipelines, improvise IEDs from various munitions, fire RPGs and take Blackhawk helicopter rides.
--Copyright Felix Minderbinder Live Wire