The World Ended - Few Fatalities

Funny story written by Maditude

Saturday, 26 April 2008

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Not much happened when it ended.

The End of the World occurred this morning at approximately 9:30 GMT with surprisingly very few fatalities. Two fishermen drowned in China and a shepherd in New Zealand suffered a heart attack, but those appear to be the only fatalities.

"All the hype about doom occurring when the end of the world happening turned out to be a hoax," laughed Dr. Ishtar Gumpa, a Geophysicist at the University of Bombay. "Personally, I think the real disaster will happen when pigs fly."

A Crisis Intervention Summit
among the G-8 countries was canceled after determining that the end of the world did not bring about a worldwide crisis.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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