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Funny story: Clairvoyant Cockroach Predicts End Of Mayan Civilization

Clairvoyant Cockroach Predicts End Of Mayan Civilization

BILLINGSGATE POST: If you live long enough, the odds are that you should be right about something at least once. If the World should end tomorrow, somehow, at least one cockroach would survive. These two statements can run parallel to each other...

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Funny story: Mayan Chief Agrees To Pay For Wall: Expects Exclusive Human Sacrifice Rights

Mayan Chief Agrees To Pay For Wall: Expects Exclusive Human Sacrifice Rights

BILLINGSGATE POST: The ancient Mayans only surviving leader, High Chief Hokum, announced from his office in the Yucatan that he will pay for Trump's wall on the border of the United States and Mexico in exchange for any human sacrifice rights forth...

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Funny story: Giant Mayan frieze is a 19th century fake 'just like Mitchell-Hedges crystal skull'

Giant Mayan frieze is a 19th century fake 'just like Mitchell-Hedges crystal skull'

Holmul, Guatemala - A decorative stucco frieze dating from around AD 590 discovered last month inside a Guatemalan pyramid's foundations will probably turn out to be a 19th century hoax according to a UNESCO archaeology report published this weekend.

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Funny story: Vampire Diaries Star Ian Somerhalder Says His and Co-Star Nina Dobrev's Romance Is Hotter Than The Sun In Mexico!

Vampire Diaries Star Ian Somerhalder Says His and Co-Star Nina Dobrev's Romance Is Hotter Than The Sun In Mexico!

CANCUN, Mexico - Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev stars of television's The Vampire Diaries flew down to Cancun, Mexico and spent three days having fun in the sun of the Mexican tropical state of Yucatan. Ian and Nina stayed at the luxurious Ole To...

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Funny story: Mayans Predict Tim Tebow Will Not Transform Jets To Playoffs

Mayans Predict Tim Tebow Will Not Transform Jets To Playoffs

BILLINGSGATE POST - December 21, 2012 concludes the Mesoamerican Long Count calendar. Unfortunately for the New York Jets, the 2012 NFL regular season ends on Sunday, December 30. In other words, the Jets will not make it to the playoffs again this...

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Funny story: The World Ended - Few Fatalities

The World Ended - Few Fatalities

The End of the World occurred this morning at approximately 9:30 GMT with surprisingly very few fatalities. Two fishermen drowned in China and a shepherd in New Zealand suffered a heart attack, but those appear to be the only fatalities. "All the...

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