Monks angry, but can't vent their spleen due to no talking clause

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Wednesday, 23 April 2008

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Monks in the Foo King Province of China are said to be angry, and have been flicking the V and the Bird to the many tourists who visit the area, famed for its tranquility and oneness with nature.

The largely unspoilt area has no amenities, no amusements, and no entertainment, but still many people flock to the area to take in the atmosphere, which lately has been spoiled by the rude behaviour of the Monks.

Larry Carrathurs, 48, from Toronto said; 'These Monks are just rude man, just plain rude. I live in America and I should know about rudeness. I was just leaving my rubbish here, as I do every where I go, it is not my planet, I just rent it, leave it to the landlord to clear up, that's what I say, and this Monk comes up to me, giving me the finger. I tell you, if I was not a Religious man myself, I would have given him what for!'

Larry Grayson, a Monk for the past 7 years wrote on a chalk board: 'These imbeciles come along, they disturb our meditation, leave their rubbish anywhere they like, and they never even donate anything. Hell, we need the dollar as much as the next business, but do they give us anything? Well, do they? - If we had not signed those vows of Silence all those years ago, I would vent my spleen like you would not believe. We can't talk, we can't have relations, do you know what that is like? We volunteered for this, and does him upstairs even notice? I have seen scant evidence of that my boy.'

Carrathurs finished by saying 'These Foo King Monks, man, they take it to the next level, they really do'.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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