Written by Carlos G

Tuesday, 5 June 2007

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Part of the ruined Abbey where the ancient monk was discovered

A family holiday in the west of Ireland turned into a story of amazement as two children found a 1000 year old Benedictine monk alive and well and pottering around a ruined abbey.

The ancient brother,calling himself Brother Eugene,appeared well and full of questions about the modern world.Linguistic experts have been called from Trinity College Dublin since Brother Eugene can only speak Latin and a very old dialect of Irish.He seemed especially interested in one of the children's iPod.

As soon as we can establish a good channel of communication with the millennium monk a more detailed report can be given to The Spoof.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Archeology, Ancient, Monk




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