Barack Obama Markets Urine As 'Countryside Lemonade'

Funny story written by RazorsEdge

Tuesday, 15 April 2008

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In an attempt to quell the public furor over his recent comments and to satisfy his supporters unquenchable thirst for anything Obama, U.S. Senator Barack Obama is joining with the Coca-Cola company to market 'Countryside Lemonade'.

The drink consists mostly of Obama's urine, along with a few other ingredients which the Senator and Presidential candidate will reveal only after consumers buy all of the first batch. "It will get rid of that bitter taste in the mouths of all those morons, I mean disenfranchised voters" Obama said through his puppetmaster, er spokesman, David Axelrod.

"When the typical white person gets a taste of this stuff" Obama continued, "they will drop those guns and the Bible they cling to and get in lockstep with the college students in our campaign".

In a related development, designer Ralph Lauren announced plans to market Barack Obama's flatulence, which has been described by his supporters as having a more pleasnt aroma than Lauren's earlier Polo fragrance. The cologne will be sold as Lauren's "Black and White label".

When reached for comment Sen. Hillary Clinton took time from her duck hunting trip to say while dodging sniper fire: "it sounds good but it's not his urine, it probably came from Massachussetts Governor Deval Patrick and I am the one voters want answering nature's call at 3 A.M. anyway".

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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